In touch with God
70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a
good relationship with God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom
*poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr.
Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to
call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when
he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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