The ugly truth about men

- The nice men are ugly.

- The handsome men are not nice.

- The handsome and nice men are gay.

- The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

- The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

- The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

- The handsome men without money are after our money.

- The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

- The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

- The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

- The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

- NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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