lightbulb-jokes from slashdot.org

there was a thread about nullity that quickly (or mainly) turned into a thread of "how many xxx does it take to change a lightbulb?"
the thread can be read here: http://science.slashdot.org/science/06/12/07/0416223.shtml (opens in a new window)

-How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.

-How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem

-How many hardware engineers does it take to chage a light bulb?

None, we'll fix it in the driver.

-How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. But I don't know how the fuck they got in there!

-How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - their manager just declares darkness to be the new standard.

-How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two - but they have to be really small.

-What does it take to change a light bulb?

Is the light bulb conservative? If so, we all know conservatives resist change so it's unlikely the light bulb will ever be changed.
Simply adding more conservative light bulbs will not effect change. Adding an equal or greater number of liberal light bulbs is the only way to effect change.

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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(you need to understand binary numbers for this joke)

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