What Nationality was Jesus?

JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into His father's business
He lived at home until He was 33
His Mother was sure He was God.
But then again, just maybe

JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures.
Or perhaps,

JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Then again it is possible that

JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades.
There are those who believe

JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Some of us suspect that

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
He had long hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion.
However there is one other possibility------

MAYBE JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

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