I'm sorry=You'll be sorry
We need=I want
It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want=You will pay for this later
We need to talk=I need to complain
Sure...go ahead=I don't want you to
I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're...so manly=You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights= I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house
I want new curtains=... and carpeting and furniture and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there=NO, I mean hang it threre!
I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?=I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?=I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat?=Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate=Just agree with me
I'm not yelling=Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
I'm hungry=I'm hungry
I'm sleepy=I'm sleepy
I'm tired=I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress!=Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage=I want to fondle you
What's wrong?=I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored=Do you want to have sex?
I love you=Let's have sex now
I love you, too=Okay,I said it...We'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair=Okay, I said it... We'd better have sex now!
Let's talk=I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then
you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?=I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
(While shopping): I like that one better=Pick any fucking dress and let's go home and have
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together=I am a closeted homesexual
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