Three Girls

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen. I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I've never had 3 girls at once!!! I need something to keep me horny and potent!"
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a bottle of Viagra and says, " Here, if you take these, you'll go nuts for 12 hours!!" The guy says, "Gimme 3 bottles!!!"
The next day, the same guy walks into the pharmacy and right up to the same pharmacist then pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue and the skin is hanging off in some places.
The guy says, " Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."
The pharmacist replies,"Ben Gay?!! You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The guy says," No, its for my wrists, the girls never showed up."

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