Taoism |
Shit
happens. |
Confucianism |
Confucius
says, shit happens. |
Buddhism |
If shit
happens, it isn't really shit. |
Zen |
What is the sound of shit
happening? |
Hinduism |
This shit happened
before. |
Islam |
If shit
happens, it is the will of Allah. |
Protestantism |
Let shit happen to someone else |
Catholicism |
If shit
happens, you deserve it. |
Judaism |
Why does shit always happen to
us? |
Atheism |
I don't believe this
shit. |
Agnosticism |
What is this
shit? |
Solipsism |
All shit is my
shit! |
Anarchism |
I shit where I
want. |
Anglicanism |
Holy
shit! |
Franciscanism |
My shit is your
shit. |
Jehova |
The world is full of
shit. |
Mormones |
Let's baptize this
shit. |
Sanyasin |
I love this
shit. |
Hare Krishna |
Hare
Shit-na, Hare Shit-hit-na, Hare, Hare... |
Scientology |
You have to pay for this
shit. |
VPM |
You have to learn this
shit. |
Sun Templers |
Let's kill this
shit. |
Universal Church |
Every shit is coming from an
asshole. |
Rastafarianism |
Let's smoke this
shit! |
