A Chinese and a Jewish pilot...

The pilot was Jewish, and the copilot was Chinese.
It was the first time they had flown together.
After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke.

He said, "I don't like Chinese."

The copilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"

The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor.
THAT'S why I don't like Chinese!"

The copilot said, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah.
That JAPANESE, not Chinese!"

And the pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't
They're ALL ALIKE."

Another 30 minutes of silence.

Finally the copilot said, "No like Jew."

The pilot replied, "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic." The pilot tried to correct him, "NO, NO!! The JEWS didn't sink the Titanic.
It was an ICEBERG!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg... no mattah... ALL SAME!!!"

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