LAST WEEK IN NEW YORK
Two young guys were picked up by the N.Y.P.D. (cops) for smoking dope in the street and appeared in court in front of the judge. The judge says "You seem like nice young men, and I would like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show other people the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday".
Monday morning the two guys are in court, and the judge says to the first one: "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this :
and told them the big circle is your brain before the use of drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge.
Then he says to the 2nd boy:
"And you, how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles like this
and told them, that the small circle is your asshole before prison..."
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