An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo
manure ("bullshit") in the other.
He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure
chief,coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the
Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it
into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a
bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the
last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for management position.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."
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