The farmer and the student
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the
end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job
here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man!"
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there
will be lotsa drinkin' going on."
The college guy says, "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should
do just fine."
And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope
you are ready."
So the college guy responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think
I am in pretty good shape."
"One more thing," says the farmer. "Did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
"Far out!" says the college guy. "I have been out here all summer and I have
been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
The farmer says, "nothin' fancy, ...it's just going to be me and you.
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