The Coached Man
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the
men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two
lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you
in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of
my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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