Subject: Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
Some answers to why the chicken crossed the road:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with
us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing
the road represented the application of these two different functions of government
in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed
access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We don't even have a chicken.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historical inevitability.
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its
right to do it.
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to
cross before you believe it?
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed road reveals
your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?
I missed one?
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