Do Smokers need Condoms?

Two old ladies were sitting at the bus stop smoking cigarettes one day, when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut the tip off and put it over the cigarette.

The other old lady said "Wow, that's a great idea. What is that thing?"
"It's a condom", replied the old lady.

"Wow where can I get one of those ?" "Oh, any drug store or grocery store." replied the old lady. So the next day, the old woman went into a drug store.

 "Hi", she told the clerk,"I would like some condoms please."

The clerk was surprised at the age of the lady. "Um, what size ?" Asked the clerk. And the old lady replied "oh, one that would fit a Camel."

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