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Bad - Worse
Bad: You cant find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your sons room. Worse: Youre in it.
Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your husbands a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad: Your sons involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: Shes a lawyer.
Bad: Your wifes leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
Bad: Your wifes leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.
Bad: Your wifes arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.
Good - Bad - Worse
Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Youre arrested. Worse: By your husband.
Good: The postmans early. Bad: Hes wearing camos and has an AK-47.
Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no."
Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: Hes gay.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.
Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday.
Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: Its performance art.
Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughters the striper
Good: Your boyfriends exercising. Bad: So hell fit in your clothes.
Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real.
Good: Your childs "waiting for Mr.Right". Bad: Your son, that is.
Good: Your daughters on the Pill. Bad: Shes ten
Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude. Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.
Good: Your sons doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: Its counterfeit.
Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughters the star.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: Shes coming home.
Good: Your wifes kinky. Bad: With the neighbours. Worse: All of them.
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